Employee Handbook, at /home/employee/WELCOME.dd

Hiraeth Systems Employee Handbook

Welcome, employee (uid 1000, group: assets). Every underlined word is a live object. Use the menus along the top, drag windows by their title bars, and resize them from the bottom-right corner. Open /srv/divisions, tune into /dev/lp7, review the ledger, or consult The Board.

§1 Today’s directives

• Type help in the terminal. Curiosity is billable.
• Press F7 in the terminal to hear from the Board.
• The colour budget has been increased to 256. Spend it wisely.

§2 Filesystem orientation

• /home/employee: your desk. Personal effects will be audited.
• /srv/divisions: every product line, filed by division.
• /opt/board: where the Board lives. Do not feed.
• /proc/longing: a live reading of longing across all cores.
• /var/log/morale.log: write-only. Nobody reads it.
• /mnt/legacy: HSOS 1.0, still running, never decommissioned.
• /dev/null: the suggestion box.

§3 Your rights

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